So last night I went to an office party and a guy with a bow-tie and thick rimmed glasses walked in and was seated at the table next to our area. People were appalled at how nerdy he looked but I thought he looked handsome - like an adolescent Ira Glass - so I chimed in and said I thought he was cute. Somehow my co-workers took this to mean that I had aspirations of someday marrying this person and having his children.
The scenario ended in my CEO walking up to him and telling him that I wanted to have his babies. Thank the high heavens the guy turned out to be gay and denied my boss' offer of an introduction.
What the hell?! Why do these things happen to me?
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Hsinping Pan's illustration of a bald version of me riding tandem bicycle with a bow-tied man.
FML.
oh that is just terrible! the picture is amazing though.
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